Nurse Lee checks Mr Johnson’s heart with the stethoscope and hears it going ridiculously fast. She calls Doctor Akroyd, who smells a rat. It appears Nurse Lee has given him …

Miss Akroyd and I were commiserating about our serious defeat on the polo field when in stormed our manager, furious with our attitude, but mainly with our over-enthusiastic use of …

Mr Jones has booked an appointment with his son’s mathematics teacher because she spanked him whilst at school. As a result, the boy went home in distress. Mr Jones argues …