Tag Archives: British Accent

Matilda has just moved into the neighbourhood, and Miss Iceni, a very involved and influential member of the local community, has heard rumours at the coffee morning about their new …

Matilda, Rosie Ann and Aila are sent to headmistress to receive the cane. They are scolded, then their dresses pegged up at the back to reveal their white knickers, then …

At the height of Wimbledon Matilda gets stroppy with the umpire so her coach hauls her off to the locker room and puts her across his knee for a good …

Matilda and Louis have been sent to Headmistress for a serious offence and are both sentenced to 12 strokes of the cane. Matilda must go first, while Louise anxiously waits …

Miss Iceni and Lady Jose have been interviewing girls for agency jobs all day and are bored and irritable. They decide to indulge in some stress relief and have some …

Matilda and Louise have been sent to Headmistress for a detention. This time it’s serious. They have been selling essay-writing and carrying out paid homework. Headmistress takes cheating and inappropriate …

Matilda and Louise are not focusing on their homework for their imminent exam, despite revising together. Instead they are watching videos online, doing each others’ hair and chatting idly. Aunty …

Have you ever had to deal with annoying door-knockers trying to convert you to their religion? Miss Iceni has, and today she has had enough of them visiting and trying …

Matilda and Louise have been sent to Headmistress for a detention for a serious offence, and both are sentenced to 12 strokes of the cane. First Matild his caned while …

Matron has had enough of Matilda and her bad attitude. She tries to get other staff to do her work, she leaves early, and she has a questionable attitude to …