Tag Archives: StrictEnglishCP

Peter and I go out dancing every Saturday but I always get into trouble for flirting. I can’t help it because I always wear vintage underwear and sheer stockings to …

Nurse Lee checks Mr Johnson’s heart with the stethoscope and hears it going ridiculously fast. She calls Doctor Akroyd, who smells a rat. It appears Nurse Lee has given him …

Miss Akroyd and I were commiserating about our serious defeat on the polo field when in stormed our manager, furious with our attitude, but mainly with our over-enthusiastic use of …

Mr Jones has booked an appointment with his son’s mathematics teacher because she spanked him whilst at school. As a result, the boy went home in distress. Mr Jones argues …

Mr Wakefield can’t understand why Jen has gone from being a model pupil to one of the most badly behaved girls in school. Jen just smirks, occasionally coming out with …

I skipped choir practice to see a boy my Dad doesn’t approve of but when I got home he knew choir practice had been cancelled. I flustered and tried to …

Steve likes girls dressed in white so he wasn’t pleased when I wore a dogtooth check buttoned pencil skirt and tight black sweater. I told him to get lost so …

Mr Johnson, the Area Manager, makes a surprise visit to one of the cafés which he is responsible for. He shouts for Amanda, the Supervisor, who is busy with the …

The Headmaster stormed in to my office saying the report I’d compiled for his meeting with the Chairman of the Board of Governors had three vitally important issues for discussion …

Amanda is sweeping up in her apartment when she hears a knock to find Mr Johnson from the clothing catalogue at the door. She has fallen on hard times, but …